Monster – Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Ravenloft is upon us, which means it’s time to break out the spooky monsters. And what could be spookier than an appearance from Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf?


[This is Shia 2.0, updated 14 March 2016]

If none of this makes any sense to you, you should probably go check out Rob Cantor’s excellent song about Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf hunting you through the woods.

Apologies for the terrible photoshopping on the image. If anybody wants to help out with a less amateurish effort, please get in touch through Twitter.

9 Comments Add yours

  1. I love this song and recently got hooked on it via Spotify, and it’s A-M-A-Z-I-N-G that you turned this into a D&D antagonist!! This is going into my next game if I have to harass my friends back to the table, virtual or otherwise!


  2. Anonymous says:

    Base 10 AC, +3 for Dex mod. Where’s the last +3 AC come from? This is important information. [beards heavily]


    1. Anonymous says:

      Because Shia LaBeouf


    2. Shia has a few Barbarian traits mixed in there, including the unarmoured defence. The extra +2 comes from his CON mod.

      You know, I really should get round to updating this now it’s almost a year old!


  3. Gjenkomst says:

    What edition is this stated for?


    1. Anonymous says:

      It’s designed for D&D 5th Edition.


  4. Passe Gaming says:

    Any chance we can get a stat sheet for 3.5 or pathfinder? Not everyone plays 5th edition.

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  5. Any plans for further updates on this? It’s simply brilliant.


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